There had been a pretence of fishing, but no fish had been caught. It was
soon found that such an amusement would interfere with the ladies’ dresses, and
the affairs had become too serious to allow of any trivial interruption. “I
really think, Mr Cheesacre,” an anxious mother had said, “that you’d better give
it up. The water off the nasty cord has got all over Maria’s dress, already.”
Maria made a faint protest that it did not signify in the least; but the fishing
was given up — not without an inward feeling on the part of Mr Cheesacre that if
Maria chose to come out with him in his boat, having been invited especially to
fish, she ought to have put up with the natural results. “There are people who
like to take everything and never like to give anything,” he said to Kate
afterwards, as he was walking up with her to the picnic dinner. But he was
unreasonable and unjust. The girls had graced his party with their best hats and
freshest muslins, not that they might see him catch a mackerel, but that they
might flirt and dance to the best advantage. “You can’t suppose that any girl
will like to be drenched with sea-water when she has taken so much trouble with
her starch,” said Kate. “Then she shouldn’t come fishing,” said Mr Cheesacre. “I
hate such airs.”
But when they arrived at the old boat, Mrs Greenow shone forth pre-eminently
as the mistress of the occasion, altogether overshadowing Mr Cheesacre by the
extent of her authority. There was a little contest for supremacy between them,
invisible to the eyes of the multitude; but Mr Cheesacre in such a matter had
not a chance against Mrs Greenow. I am disposed to think that she would have
reigned even though she had not contributed the eatables; but with that point in
her favour, she was able to make herself supreme. Jeannette, too, was her
servant, which was a great thing. Mr Cheesacre soon gave way; and though he
bustled about and was conspicuous, he bustled about in obedience to orders
received, and became a head servant. Captain Bellfield also made himself useful,
but he drove Mr Cheesacre into paroxysms of suppressed anger by giving
directions, and by having those directions obeyed. A man to whom he had lent
twenty pounds the day before yesterday, and who had not contributed so much as a
bottle of champagne!
“We’re to dine at four, and now it’s half past three,” said Mrs Greenow,
addressing herself to the multitude.
“Yes, we’ll dine at four,” said Mr Cheesacre. “And as for the music, I’ve
ordered it to be here punctual at half past five. We’re to have three horns,
cymbals, triangle, and a drum.”“And now suppose we begin to unpack,” said
Captain Bellfield. “Half the fun is in arranging the things.”
“Wine is a ticklish thing to handle, and there’s my man there to manage
it.”
“It’s odd if I don’t know more about wine than the boots from the hotel,”
said Bellfield. This allusion to the boots almost cowed Mr Cheesacre, and made
him turn away, leaving Bellfield with the widow.
There was a great unpacking, during which Captain Bellfield and Mrs Greenow
constantly had their heads in the same hamper. I by no means intend to insinuate
that there was anything wrong in this. People engaged together in unpacking pies
and cold chickens must have their heads in the same hamper. But a great intimacy
was thereby produced, and the widow seemed to have laid aside altogether that
prejudice of hers with reference to the washerwoman. There was a long table
placed on the sand, sheltered by the upturned boat from the land side, but open
towards the sea, and over this, supported on poles, there was an awning. Upon
the whole the arrangement was not an uncomfortable one for people who had
selected so very uncomfortable a dining-room as the sand of the sea-shore. Much
was certainly due to Mr Cheesacre for the expenditure he had incurred — and
something perhaps to Captain Bellfield for his ingenuity in having suggested
it.
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